That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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