i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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