I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
