so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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