at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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