Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
