is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Too much gin, very little bucket
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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