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(413): View more from Massachusetts

my phone needs a breathalizer

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(765): View more from Indiana

You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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(678): View more from Georgia

My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

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(516): View more from New York

Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking

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(517): View more from Michigan

The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave

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(727): View more from Florida

Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally

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(607): View more from New York

I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.

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