Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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