my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My vagina just clenched in fear
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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