yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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