i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
vagina is talking i cant
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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