It's Friday. Sex?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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