Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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