The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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