Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
