I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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