i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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