I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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