saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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