I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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