Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
why is half of my head shaved?
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