So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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