actually, I'm a sock model
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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