dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I love you. Go after that dick
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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