This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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