Your face is a jimmy john
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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