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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

(205): View more from Alabama

that didnt stop you

(252): View more from North Carolina

nope

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

you didn't get her number why?

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(409): View more from Texas

You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.

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(719): View more from Colorado

And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.

(607): View more from New York

I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.

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(+61): View more from Australia

The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.

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I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.

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