That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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