your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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