the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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