watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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