She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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