i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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