just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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