is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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