Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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