If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Drake has all the answers
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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