I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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