Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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