Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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