I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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