shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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