I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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