sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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