I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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