If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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