She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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