We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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