She's JV to your varsity
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My penis needs a shock collar
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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