just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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