you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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