My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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