He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
pop tarts are not kleenex
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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