Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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