The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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