she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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