If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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